posted on July 7th, 2012
Dear Reader/Listener: What Doth Life would like to publicly announce that today is Luke Chrisinger’s birthday. In fact, thus far, Luke “the cheese whiz” Chrisinger has had exactly 35 birthdays in his lifetime. Most of these years were spend slowly walking the aisles of shopping malls, shouting “Hey Batter, Batter. Hey. Batter.” Personally, it’s quite ridiculous. In fact, the only thing that could right this awful situation would be for Luke to grow a beard (a real fucking beard, none […]
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