MOOOOM!

Mom! WHAT the HELL.
MOOOOOMM, the washing machine is on the fritz again!

mom…?MOM?! Holy shit, the washing machine tipped over! It’s gone fuckin’ Nuts!
MOM! I unplugged it, it’s not stopping!
MOOOOOMM IT GREW TEETH. THE MACHINE HAS TEETH. MARY JOSEPH JC CARTER THE MACHINE IS EATING MY SOUL. MY SOUL IS THE MACHINES SOUL.

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